"a neurotic and wordy girl"

stopwhispering:

God, Christina Applegate is so fucking perfect. I am still mystified by the fact that Jennifer Aniston is a bigger star than her? Because, um, Christina Applegate can actually, like, act. And not just in The Good Girl or whatever. And she is so pretty and perfect and adorbs omg.

TV TWINSIES!!!!!

As I mentioned before, Matzah is not into toys. But when I caught Brisket chewing on a ceramic bowl, I made an emergency run to 1 Stop Pet Shops. Like everything else in Amagansett there is a sharp financial premium for the convenience (ask me about my $70 Linksys router!), but faced with losing my security deposit as Brisket slowly chews the house apart, I figured it was worth it. I got a few varieties of chew toys and this purple flying saucer-esque puzzle toy, seen above.

Many have recommended puzzle toys to me, but I’d never tried one out. Basically, you put treats inside the puzzle, and the dog has to work to get them out. This one screws shut and the dog has to unscrew it. The chew toys have been largely ignored, but this little thing has been quite the success with Brisket. I filled it with Evo grain-free treats, the same brand as the food Matzah eats (which Brisket decided today he prefers to his own food) and he’s been going at it for a half hour, gradually getting the treats out.

The toys did lead to the first real dog fight there’s been so far. It definitely crossed the line from play fight to real fight. I broke it up and Matzah backed off whimpering and looking at me like MOM WHAT DID YOU DO. He was okay though. Hopefully that will be a very unusual occurrence, otherwise Brisket will not be a member of this family for long.

youngmanhattanite:

caro:

fimoculous:

Scarf Battle, Round 1: I declare a scarf / kissy face battle! Srsly, you call that a kissy face? C’mon, bring some game. And no more making fun of my scarves! And finally, I’m not “cute” — I’m totally hot, even if I can’t seem to keep my eyes open on tv. [Petition: Flickr should have VOTE buttons.]

My cityscape background is sexier.

We always assumed Rex was a bottom.

Rex’s protest reminds me of that time at the Magician a drunk Balk yelled at me “WHATEVER I AM HOT”  In other words, the lady…